I have a secret! I LOVE corn-ball humor!
I know that many of you may have suspected this for some time now!
In honor of making it through a wild and crazy week,
(I'm sure I'm NOT the only one!)
I want to celebrate with a list of terrible puns I found!
Enter at your own risk!
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Join in the fun. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
Join in the fun. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours, and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
*This nifty piece of Office Spam was submitted by a JPAC.
Happy Friday, Ya'll!
13 comments:
I loved each one. Read them aloud to hubby who giggled the most at the exorcist and being repossessed. Thanks for a good Friday laugh! You are such a delight!
You didn't warn me enough. I feel into the horrible dungeon of unfunny puns and couldn't help but keep reading. Please don't ever do this again.
I loved these, and you know what I hadn't heard any of them before. I love a good laugh. Thanks for sharing these
These are too cute!
Thank you for stopping by my blog. Being new to blogging, it blesses me to have people come and read.
It's like having a friend come to the house for a visit.
Have a blessed day,
Julie
Thanks for making me smile, have a nice weekend.
If I ever need a pun, I'll remember where to come to find them!
Very funny, a nice ending to a long Friday!
Thanks for sharing!
:)..... :)
That was very funny! Thank you for sharing!
Leslie, that was the first one I entertained my hubby with! What a hoot! I like the "Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat' pretty much, too!
Carole! Ha! Gotchya'! :) It's contagious, too!
Thanks, Karen!
Julie, I feel the same way! Thanks, too, for the vist! Your posts were lovely! I will be back!
Denise, you're welcome! Laughter is good for you!
Heidi, there's more where that came from! LOL!
Regina, Glad you liked
& you too, Sharon! Hope your trip is fab!
Tiffany, you are very welcome!
Happy Ground Hog Day, Ya'll!
xoxo,
Maria
These are too great. I love punny things!! I'm going to share them!!
Hey, Julie! Cute I love "punny things" too!
Your prize is enroute! :)
Hey, Julie! Cute I love "punny things" too!
Your prize is enroute! :)
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